| Donald Trump | God |
|---|---|
| Demeans women | Subjugates women |
| Wants to deport foreigners | Wants to exterminate natives |
| Huuuge | His glory fills the whole world |
| Makes his chosen vendors suffer | Makes His chosen people suffer |
| Doesn’t pay taxes | Doesn’t pay taxes |
| Only begotten daughter is an Orthodox Jew | Only begotten son is a Messianic Jew |