Donald Trump | God |
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Demeans women | Subjugates women |
Wants to deport foreigners | Wants to exterminate natives |
Huuuge | His glory fills the whole world |
Makes his chosen vendors suffer | Makes His chosen people suffer |
Doesn’t pay taxes | Doesn’t pay taxes |
Only begotten daughter is an Orthodox Jew | Only begotten son is a Messianic Jew |